Thursday, 11 June 2009

Where we have greedy pums, guys have Low Batty Jeans.


Fair enough - us ladies occasionally have a hungry pum, and it eats our trousers/wet look leggings/silk panties but we never mean for this to happen - its NOT OUR FAULT YEAH? But bussing the Tribal Skank without your trousers falling down should be a standard. Right? Apparently not. Now I'm the first to admit my heart goes all a'flutter at the sight of a slitty-eyed, weed scented young wrapper with his jeans so low I can see the entire half moon of his peachy little ass BUT (and its a big butt) - is it not an invitation for a massive bumming? I mean, if I were a gay man (and lets be honest its not really that hard to imagine - I'm slutty and well dressed enough) and I saw a deelisious young thuggery gent with his whole bottom on show I'd take it as an invitation to plant my peenie in his rectal passage. Because while a firm, round bottom is lovely for us ladies to look at we can't really get our rocks of with it in any way can we? And without doing any real research, and thus probably just making this up, I suspect the low-slung trend started in prison where belts were confiscated and bums raided. So boys, buy a belt or forever be on the receiving end of my 'you really want some back door action don't you' glares. Don't say I didn't warn you.

8 comments:

  1. Reading this genuinely made me pull my trousers up.

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  2. ps. i've actually seen females on road bussing low-bats, i'm now taking this blog into consideration when i next see one.

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  3. Do it, you're allowed to bum rape her if you can see more than 2 inches of underwear. SHE'S ASKING FOR IT.

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  4. You know you're right about how the low-batty thing started! :-)
    Anyway, I'm going to start saying things like 'Mmmm, I poke you in bum' when I see gentlemen rocking the low-batty look of an evening. I think they'll love it.

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  5. Amazing post. I FREAKING LOVE YOU. And your pum.

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  6. Aaaahahaha it's so true. I can't stand seeing ridiculously low slung jeans like the one in the picture.. I keep expecting them to trip and stack it face first. I really wish they would more often actually.
    xox

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  7. I don't care I still love them low batty riding jeans and im not ashamed.

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