Put your hands up if.....

.....you've ever stumbled into a sleazy as fuck club, spazzed up on £2.99 white wine, pushed your way to the bar, downed two alcopops with a 'bucca chaser and legged it to the dancefloor when this comes on...

"OH, IT'S MY SONG!"




YOU ARE NOT A DRUNKEN, SWEATY UNI STUDENT, YOU ARE THE GIRL OFF THE VIDEO, THE POPPIN' LOCKIN' FLY ASS CHICA THAT WILL GRIND YOUR HOOF ON ANY AND EVERY MAN SHUFFLING AROUND ON THE DANCE FLOOR.....



(two hands up if you know all the words!)