It's apparently not enough being upsettingly buff as Megan Fox has unveiled a mighty camel hoof to win over the Pum-Tang Clan's hearts. Once again making me feel sexually confused her loud and proud mound is the icing on the experimental lesbian cake for me. Her face is sex, she bums Transformers and has loads of unnecessary tattoos AND reportedly a potty-mouth that won't quit. PLEASE BE MY WIFE. Gonna go scrawl JO ♥ 's MEGAN on a desk and cover my school books in her pics HEHEROFLKMTCOCKLMAOLOLZHEHE.