Wednesday, 23 December 2009

SANTA BABY - DJ Cable ft Awsome Foursome

So, I'm gonna be a bashment star :)


The very, very lovely @DJCable remixed the classic 'Santa Baby' for us!

He made it Bashment and bare sexy.
Download it right ere>>>
And VOTE FOR HIM IN THE NGDJ Comp - If you came to Bad Intentions you know about his sets. "IT'S ALOT, IT'S ALOT"

Sorry - I got sidetracked - the Awsome Foursome are gonna feature on it - rapping about boys and sex and shoes and how cool and fit we are. You know the AW4, right?! If not - go ere and Louks will tell you >>
So I did a CD cover

And we're gonna shoot a video - its gonna be bare sexy - santa outfits, roodeboys covered in oil.
I'm so annoyed we missed the Christmas number 1 though :(
Next year...

Friday, 18 December 2009

Boom Bye Bye?


Cah that's how the justice system works? Didn't you know?!

It worked for BOSSMAN, BBK wore a lickle tee and HEY PRESTO he was released after serving just 3 years of his 3 year sentance. WHOOP!



Banton, whose real name is Mark Anthony Myrie, has been charged with conspiracy to possess with the intent to distribute an illegal substance. According to the affidavit from the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration, the reggae artist and two other individuals traveled to Sarasota last week to purchase a large quantity of cocaine from an undercover officer. The quantity was more than 5 kilos, which carries a maximum of a 20-year sentence.

OBVS he was smuggling drugs he's a frikkin Reggae star! To be honest, i'd think less of him if he DIDN'T smuggle drugs.

Mek 'im cum bacckkk :(


Thursday, 17 December 2009

Smallest willy in the world?


Or just a big hoof? Either way, tuck it in love.

Monday, 14 December 2009

When I grow up I wanna be just like....





We went Nando's and she got TABLE SERVICE.

That's how SICK she is.


She helped me to create the 'NO HOMOBASE - mi nuh deal wit tongue and groove, strictkly 'ard wood'

Which still meks me laugh NUFF.

Fallah her and tell her she's a BAD 'OOMAN CAH I SAID SO


Friday, 11 December 2009

Xmas timmmmeee - cameltoe and whiinneeee

Oi I am BARE excited about Christmas.

True, I have no money because I spend it all on brandy, tight clothes and take-aways - so everyone will be getting one of these...

BUT at least if I use that 'tricoloure' pasta it will be red, gold and green and look all yardied urrrrp.

Reasons I love Christmas ;

  • Mulled wine - it doesn't really taste that great BUT its perfectly acceptable to drink it any time of day and its hot and its got spices and iron in so its good for you

  • Everyone is on partying!! THE best one will be DJ Yasmin's bday on the 20th - come for much hoofage

  • MISTLETOE - this basically allows you to lips bare people and they HAVE to do it. I'm putting it in my knickers and using my fave line "Give ah kitty ah kiss"

  • Presents - OBVS - are great. Because its stuff you didn't have and then you do. I love stuff.

  • FOOD - my mum cooks THE best xmas dinner

So basically I'm excited about the festive season.