Wednesday, 23 September 2009

Fight for this love>?! I would KILL you in a fight Chezza!!!

Fight for love? Fight for a handbag? Fight for a top 10 hit? She couldn't fight her way out of a frikkin brown paper bag with Roni Size AND DJ Khaled helping her.

The tune is a smolchy piece of crap - swear I heard you were working with Will.I.Am? Well he either boy'd you off in a big way or he gave up. And she has some weird synthetic voice thingy.

The video is SHIT.

What fucking tune are you dancing to!? You're in some 'sexy urban' wear and krumping ya way through 3 minutes of crap. Maybe she was wearing headphones because she sure as hell wasn't dancing to that crap.

And while I'm on the subject -

Ya 'marriage' to Ashley-suck-a-dick-Cole.

So, rewind our minds back to 2003 when a young Miss Tweed is on a night out (no doubt in full velour) and manages to get in a fight with the toilet attendant, calling her a 'black bitch'.

"On the night of the assault, Cheryl Tweedy was already wasted - on vodka and Red Bull, wine and complimentary champagne - when she staggered down to the ladies' lavatories. There sat 38-year-old Sophie Amogbokpa, a black lavatory attendant, who earned a paltry £25 a night with which she funded her part-time law degree. In the course of a dispute - during which Miss Amogbokpa requested that Tweedy pay up for the sweets she had snatched - an energised Tweedy punched her very hard in the eye. In the pictures, Amogbokpa looked as if she had been horribly mugged: she suffered pain for weeks."

Taken from The Telegraph no less!

So Cheryl is a racist little prick.

About this same time rumors surface pon da net that Asley has been getting his cock sucked by Masterstepz. Stepz has a very pronounced under bite, I reckon that might make for good head?

So, 1 pop starlet branded a racist and 1 footballer announced as the only gay in Chelsea Village.

Hmmmm what to do?!

Fast forward and the pair are convienantly wed.

Guess who DJ'd at the wedding?!?!

So Ashley can carry on getting his batty jooked in peace and Cheryl can attend her national front meetings without worrying about the negative press.

"My boyfriend's black, init"

"Batty? Nah man - my girls like Miss 2009 or sumting"


PTC run tings, ting nuh run WE.

Remember that CHERYL CUNT.




  1. nang to the max. that bitch is satan.

  2. Ahahahaha you're amazing
    everyone in my drum said the same thing about the marriage
    I'm still creasing now haha

  3. I loooove it!!!!!! (to the tune of lily coles smile)
    ashley a chelsea batty boy! a chelsea batty boy! a chelsea batty boy!!!

    great writing..


  4. She's a DICKHEAD

    Blogaffa x

  5. ur the sad prick writing about cheryl cole u prize cunt.
    suck out

  6. Masterstepz, is that you bblllllad?

  7. Maybe it was Jammer who's cussin FuchsiaStiletto? I mean, maybe he's jealous because he thought Ahsley Cole was all his...


  8. Need to run dis ting through spell checker still my gal.

    conveniently is spelt conveniently.

    uzzimie doe?

  9. paaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaahahahaa

    Rinny u kill meh

  10. My badski 2SHIN, I was rushing ya gets me.

    Pahahhahha Lish ya love it when I dead ya xxx

  11. bollox... how much hating on tha girl, how i see it, u cant hate her that much, cuz uve took time out to blog about her, soooo instead of beggin blogpost views by even mentioning her name, i say u go find sumfin else 2blog about u bunch of twats.. i mean, do any of u even have a career, a day job, 9 - 5 .. anything that doesnt revolve around this bullshit blog site? how ridiculous really.. an bout u run tings, lmfaooo which fuckin part.. always gonna be low level, BLOGPOST, bullshitting CRAP... so blog about that bithces

  12. voicing an opinion does not mean we don't have jobs....arsehole. No one hating on her..She does not deserve to be a judge on X-Factor, she can't sing, she can't dance.All her opinions are spoon fed, and she is a case you didn't get it R A C I S T BITCH and her husband is a twat.....Everyone knows it. So get over yourself its not about hating its about seeing whats real.

  13. hahahhaha so true and so funny

  14. How about you get a job......b4 u tell others 2 dickhead ting

    let the girl voice her opinion and dont take your so called valued time to cuss her on her own blog

  15. Us 'bithces' all have jobs, in fact as a paid copywriter I suggest you get to grips with punctuation and capital letters you cowardly prick, before you start leaving highly strung anonymous comments in your oh so precious spare time. Sociopath.

  16. Yo head be nappy!20 November 2009 at 04:32

    I was with you up until the batty comments. You cheeky black bitch! Ah wah di raas!