Tuesday, 1 September 2009

Pleasing the Pum, Twilight style.



So now you can get a Twilight-themed dildo...
Parents, prepare to see even LESS of your moody teenage daughters...



And here's the best part: The website suggests you store it in the fridge so it’s like you're boning a real vampire. Uhhh, right. But seriously, the target market is probably too young to buy it. But more importantly, where the fuck was all the character-themed hardware when I was growing up? I would have loved a Jack-from-Titanic one. Yesplz.
Oooh actually, a frozen Jack-at-the-end-of-Titanic dildo would be even better! STIFF.

1 comment:

  1. Bare fit - I want a fat Keanan from Keanan and Kel one. Always thought he'd have a fit knob.

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