If I can do this to a snail imagine how fit a PTC makeover could make YOU.
Simply add as many of the followig items as humanly possible and wear them with a 'I don't give a fuck' attitude. Schimples.
Enormous gold earrings, skin tight leggings, red lipstick, glitter, fake tan, long as possible ghetto nails, diamonds, anything jewell or sequin encrusted, anything that looks anything like Lil Kim may have once worn it, really bright trainers (Nike if possible) lycra, anything you've ever seen on Dancehall Queen.
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