Tuesday, 14 July 2009

BETA TAF KAPPA

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SO, after much hype and deliberation, it has been decided that the PTC will move into a sorority house - BETA TAF KAPPA (PTC in Greek for all you uneducatedz)

Situated in the Hollywood Hills (or wherever Mariah Carey does her videos) it shall be a beacon for borderline alcoholic chola mamis across the globe, the epicentre of all things hoof.

Here is a list of a few fixtures and fittings that will feature as standard, the PTC will add to it as and when they think of more. We'll be auditioning for a little home help in the near future, so if you're a hot young man with a nose stud, a checkered past and MTV base aspirations...come on over, we'll make you famous....

OK so here goes:

UPDATED 14/07/09 By Blogatha

Collie Buddz wallpaper

Rubicon sprinklers

MTV Base '100 Greatest slow jamz of all time' playing in all bedrooms 24/7

The RnB garden, with bronze sculptures of TLC and a Disaronno fountain

The doorbell will play Jay Z's Big Pimpin' in it's entirety

3 comments:

  1. Disaronno fountain sounds pretty nang, I'd never stop pressing the doorbell though, just to hear Jigga man's first verse.

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  2. You know I, thug 'em, fuck 'em, love 'em, leave 'em cause I don't fuckin' need 'em
    Take 'em out the hood
    Keep 'em looking good
    But I don't fuckin' feed em

    Ask Fuertes about my obsession with this verse/track!

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  3. I'm moving in tomorrow, thanks x

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