- We don't wear bullet proof vests because they flatten your titties
- Our gardens are actually green as opposed to the one in the pic above because we water our flowers and trim our hedges, get me
- We don't carry arms because carrying a shottie in lycra just makes it look like you have a huge penis
- Last but not least, we need boys like the above daggering US! (See below post)
PDC and PTC unite - we'd make some beautiful fucked up babies.